sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

fasterfood:

high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

xchickengirlx:

“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”

karla-world:

THIS IS WHY SHES MY BABY UGH

dreadlocksandsunspots:

THIS IS AMAZING

krunclice1r:

fartgallery:

These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”

OTP

sydthe-sloth:

Rules:

• MBF me (I’ll check)
• Reblogs only; I won’t count any likes
  
• Choosing on May 20th, 6pm CST

There will be:

• Best URL
• Best Blog
• Best Fandom URL
• Best Fandom Blog
• Best Posts
• My Overall Favorite

Winners will get:

• A follow from me
• A promo from me whenever they ask for a week
• Added to my ‘Favorite Blogs’ page

tupacabra:

“hey what do you want me to do with these pieces of toast?”

oomshi:

give me an L!! give me an A!! give me an M!! give me an E!!

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL???/

your blog

su1c1d3blond3:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D

i cant handle this cuteness

sometimelow:

this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”